The Sig O and I dashed off to South Yarmouth this weekend and enjoyed a long weekend of all things Cape Cod. At least, all things
wintry in Cape Cod. (Heh - the hotel I ripped this picture from WISHES midcape looked that good in July.)
So, basically, we ate.
We ate food, and we ate some more, and then we ate some more food.

All in all a good weekend.
What's that you say? Oh, yeah, we did do other stuff - we shopped, played cards, music and, hm, what did we do Sunday afternoon? I can't recall...hm. That's right, we saw
The International.
Ha, that's funny, I must've blocked it out...why would I...oh - I remember...
AAAAAAAH AH AHHH NOO NOOOO AAAAAH AAAAH ...
I want my $15.00 back!
Please. Please do not see this movie. I am not professing to be an arbiter of cinematic taste here - I do love me some Arnold in Schumacher's stinky cheese-fest Batman & Robin. And the Sig O has caught me watching
White Chicks. Like, twice.
But I love me a good action/thriller, especially with Mr. Clive Owen. And Frank Miller seems to love the man. And in Bourne - 2? Or 3? I'll go with 2...he had such an AWESOME cameo.
But this movie does nothing for Owen - as angsty, rogue agent Louis Salinger - and he does nothing for it. He's trying to oust the big evil bank, IBBC, an enemy that should get more complex and scary with every scene. Instead, the enemy is a group of five or six unremarkable bespoke suited fat cats - their imposing, minimalist IBBC headquarters seems more threatening.

Which brings me to the shots - gorgeous - just gorgeous. Berlin and New York shine, but were unfortunately more interesting than their players. And don't get me started on Naomi Watts. Her big scene features texting on a Blackberry. Oh, and she's really good at forgetting how to act like one's wrist is sprained. Please, Naomi, I'm working really hard to block this out and hold you in the esteem
The Painted Veil and
I Heart Huckabees gave me for you.
The best of the worst parts was a shoot out in the Guggenheim that happens for no discernible reasons other than the systematic destruction of all the modern video art and some gratuitous shots of guys spurting blood from their necks.
I had such high hopes. Don't you hate when the trailer is better than the actual movie?
If you don't mind, I'm going to go back to blocking that out.
Ah yes, that was a lovely weekend on the Cape.