Thursday, May 28, 2009

Grill baby grill

We have a grill!

This weekend's pleasant abundance of barbecued delicacies inspired us on our way back from Portland (did I mention I went to Portland? I went to Portland.) and we stopped at a Lowe's to check out our options. We ended up picking out a nice portable charcoal grill on a semi-collapsible stand instead of a tiny table-top version, and set it up Tuesday evening for the inaugural grill. On the menu? Cumin and olive oil cauliflower kababs and salmon, with spinach cous cous on the side. It'll take a bit of finagling to figure out how to get the temperature up faster, but even if I have to wait 45 minutes for salmon again it was totally worth it. I'll just be sure not to skewer my fingertips next time on any goll-durned cauliflower.

Tomorrow we leave for Philadephia and the Devon Horse Show. Now where did I put my jodhpurs...

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

SPECIAL EDITION OF COMEDY TUESDAY

In an EXTRA SPECIAL EDITION OF COMEDY TUESDAY SO SPECIAL IT FALLS ON A WEDNESDAY entitled "Kate did NOT forget, she just didn't remember"... I give you

Linktacular Extravanganza!
(because comedy isn't necessarily things that make you laugh,
but it definitely is things that don't make you cry...um, bad tears)


Pasta-Cake
This is how I know there is a higher power.


What's Your NPR Name?
I'm Katherline Sedlec, welcome to Fresh Air.


Pimp That Snack
Interestingly enough, they started out as Pimp MY Snack but Viacom sued.


Happee happee joy joy
Omg it's Stimpy! Oddly enough, not a cat...

Friday, May 22, 2009

carnie folk

Hm. Now I'm really excited for the fair.

Suppose I'll just have to eat cotton candy all weekend and pretend to use tickets to do all of my everyday activities (7 tickets for the Laundry Machine? No way! I'm going back to the Hoegaarden Funhouse!)

you hafsta be this tall to ride
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fraaaahdaaaaay

Holy toledo!

My Thursday night was FUN and vino-themed... perhaps overindulgent but oh well.

Next weekend I'm off with the boyfriend to Philadelphia for the Devon Horse Show and a birthday (not mine) celebration. I've been told there will be food involved, so it ought to be good. Country fairs are absolutely my favorite thing EVER - fried or sugary concoctions (if I'm lucky fried AND sugary concoctions) and ferris wheels and pretty/stink animals... doesn't get any better than that! And the weekend after that I'm off to Austin for my cousin's wedding, which will be great since I haven't seen him since I was, oh, I dunno, ten?

Two cities I've never visited in two weeks! Weee!

And a three day weekend ahead of me makes this afternoon soooo glorious. Especially the promise of seeing a newly betrothed favorite MA native!!!!!

All in all, there will probably be more overindulgence, but that's okay. Summer's just about here!
funny pictures of cats with captions
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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Comedy Tuesday

Last week, I introduced Comedy Tuesday (because there's nothing funny about Monday). Later that day, I was clicking around the awesomeness on SwissMiss, aghast that she's shared one of my FAVORITE SITES with the whole wide interwebs (that I will not be sharing today because I am still greedy about it...) where was I...oh yeah. And then I found this and nearly wet the couch.

Certain humor sites are awesome for their commentary - but the pictures really speak for themselves here. Enjoy.

Friday, May 15, 2009

la la la la la la la Hollywood...

Julia Child had an amazing career: she served Uncle Sam, was a wonderful and prolific writer, and revolutionized the way Americans cook. She's responsible for taking us out of the age of the jello-mold, and refining palates across generations.

So I can't wait to see this movie - especially because the tagline is: "Passion. Ambition. Butter." I hope it does her justice. And maybe Americans will have something aside from the image of Dan Aykroyd in drag to memorialize the incredible Ms. Child.

I also want to see - shut up don't say anything - Angels and Demons. Also The Brothers Bloom (which is getting mixed reviews but seems like my kind of thing). Now I just need the time and the moneys.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

U-turn!

Whoa - I just realized Wednesday got a little TOO real, especially following Comedy Tuesday.

To calm things down a bit, here are two pandas playing Antonio Vivaldi's Concerto for Two Flutes in C Major.




get real

They've got to be kidding. This is driving me nuts.

The NYTimes has an article about women in the workplace... no, not women fighting convention and breaking the glass ceilings, or revolutionizing cultures to reach new levels of productivity and worker satisfaction... instead we get:

Backlash: Women Bullying Women at Work

Nauseating excerpts include:
“I’ve been sabotaged so many times in the workplace by other women, I finally left the corporate world and started my own business,” said Roxy Westphal, who runs the promotional products company Roxy Ventures Inc. in Scottsdale, Ariz. She still recalls the sting of an interview she had with a woman 30 years ago that “turned into a one-person firing squad” and led her to leave the building in tears.
Because petty fights and employees' lack of maturity really defines an entire gender's worth of workplace dynamics.
Today, about half of Televerde’s corporate office is made up of “graduates” from [her mentor program in Arizona's state prison], including Michelle Cirocco, the director of sales operations. She has seen how women treat one another in other settings and she thinks the root cause is that women are taught to fight with one another for attention at an early age. “We’re competing with our sisters for dad’s attention, or for our brother’s attention,” Ms. Cirocco said. “And then we go on in school and we’re competing for our teachers’ attention. We’re competing to be on the sports team or the cheer squad.”
Aaaaack! "Haha, because no WEIRDO would seek out any positive female role models! What, Mom???!!! She's just a housewife, and all she does is fold my shirts wrong and cry all the time after drinking the cooking sherry!" Women BUY INTO THIS! Ladies, really?

Everyone is capable of playing office mind games...meaning everyone has the potential to be a horrible person. Men and woman ALIKE. Why is this about women bullies? Why not ALL office bullies?

Getting down to it, I think attention is only being paid since women have so recently entered the work force en masse. And I understand that. What needs to be acknowledged, though, is that men set up the patriarchal bureaucracies that women have to contend with still today in the working world, private and public sectors alike. When we can't play nice it doesn't merit psychological profiling. It merits an overhaul of the system that does nothing to change its course and instead encourages it, and takes voyeuristic pleasure in exposing these "cat fights." This is nonsense.

Bill Maher did the same thing to me on Real Time this Sunday (meaning make my eyeballs pop out) when he talked about men's predisposition to cheat. Particularly middle aged, white, Washington-ian inclined men. That tiny slice of American culture that is shoved in the public eye on a daily basis, and who's dirty laundry is the bread and butter of our gossip-mongers (sorry, couldn't resist those mixed metaphors). The ones with inflated egos who never face the consequences of their crimes except those that violate their marriage vows - whether they be fiscal or even against humanity.

I knew Maher was a often hilarious jerk, but until now I hadn't realized his disdain for women. At first I thought it was just him playing devil's advocate to his pundits as per usual, but he went on and on as though women just shrivel up and die socially after a certain age, content with nesting and squawking about material possessions and (surprise surprise) attention. And don't get me started about the ha-ha-I'm-not-homophobic-gay-jokes he and Seth MacFarlane were into the whole time (but it's ok we're for gay marriage!). Thank goodness for a bit of help from author Naomi Klein, who chimed in from time to time with the overwhelming task of "representing all women" against these snickering jerks.

That these supposedly liberal media venues are really perpetuating this drivel about women makes me livid. Here, let me pick and choose which human rights to support in my material as they suit my individual needs and wants - and bids for attention.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Comedy Tuesday!

In an effort to bring more structure to my hodge podge blo(d)g(e), I hereby declare every Tuesday from today until I forget to be

Comedy Tuesday!!!
(weeeeeee hooray etc)

Features will include anything I deem to be remotely funny and a prompt for you to partake in some viewing or reading capacity. Meaning DO IT NOW if you ever want me to think you're cool.

I direct you now to Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About, a website by British author Mil Millington. As if his name isn't enough, enjoy his references to all things British: like, um, tea...and...the A5! How utterly British! Have I mentioned he's British? (BONUS Continental points: and the eponymous girlfriend is German!)


Here's an excerpt:
When I'm driving the car, Margret reaches across and operates the indicator. How annoying is that, ladies and gentlemen? At the distance from the turn that she considers to be appropriate, she'll lean over and flick the indicator lever on. Be honest now, would any one of you prefer to be in a car with someone who did that over, say, being trapped under rubble for four days with a person who writes the verses for greetings cards? It's rumoured, in fact, that certain people are working on the Being In A Car With Margret Experience so that it can be recreated in the punishment wing of Alabama jails.

You don't have to thank me for this awesome tip in the comedic direction, but I do enjoy a good fruit basket.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Tiptoe

through these tulips

keep it light, keep it bright...

Because "Never Have I Ever" Is Silly and Self-Indulgent and I'm gonna do it anyway - bolded items indicate they've been completed.

1. Started your own blog

2. Slept under the stars
3. Played in a band
4. Visited Hawaii
5. Watched a meteor shower
6. Given more than you can afford to charity
7. Been to Disneyworld/Disneyland
8. Climbed a mountain
9. Held a praying mantis
10. Sang a solo
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Taught yourself an art from scratch
15. Adopted a child
16. Had food poisoning
17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty
18. Grown your own vegetables
19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France
20. Slept on an overnight train
21. Had a pillow fight
22. Hitch hiked
23. Taken a sick day when you were not ill (I had my-thesis-is-due-tomorrow-itis)
24. Built a snow fort
25. Held a lamb
26. Gone skinny dipping
27. Run a marathon
28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice
29. Seen a total eclipse
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset
31. Hit a home run
32. Been on a cruise
33. Seen Niagara Falls in person
34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
35. Seen an Amish community
36. Taught yourself a new language
37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person
39. Gone rock climbing
40. Seen Michelangelo’s David
41. Sung karaoke
42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt
43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant
44. Visited Africa
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight
46. Been transported in an ambulance
47. Had your portrait painted
48. Gone deep sea fishing
49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person
50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris
51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling
52. Kissed in the rain
53. Played in the mud
54. Gone to a drive-in theater
55. Been in a movie
56. Visited the Great Wall of China
57. Started a business
58. Taken a martial arts class
59. Visited Russia
60. Served at a soup kitchen
61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies
62. Gone whale watching
63. Got flowers for no reason
64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma
65. Gone sky diving
66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp
67. Bounced a check
68. Flown in a helicopter
69. Saved a favorite childhood toy
70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial
71. Eaten Caviar
72. Pieced a quilt
73. Stood in Times Square
74. Toured the Everglades
75. Been laid off from a job
76. Seen the Changing of the Guards in London
77. Broken a bone
78. Been on a speeding motorcycle
79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person
80. Published a book
81. Visited the Vatican (but not toured the inside)
82. Bought a brand new car
83. Walked in Jerusalem
84. Had your picture in the newspaper
85. Kissed a stranger at midnight on New Year’s Eve
86. Visited the White House
87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
88. Had chickenpox
89. Saved someone’s life
90. Sat on a jury
91. Met someone famous
92. Joined a book club (started, joined, and dissolved!)
93. Lost a loved one
94. Had a baby
95. Seen the Alamo in person
96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake
97. Been involved in a law suit
98. Owned a cell phone
99. Been stung by a bee

via ModernHomebody - lots of fun to pour over all day long...