But what if you're not one of their citizens?

"A Great Place to Live for All of Our Citizens." That's the motto of Charlottesville, VA...

Where I shall visit Andrea this weekend!

The good doctor will wine and dine me and take me up Afton Mountain. I'm exceedingly excited to play wing-woman. Perhaps I shall allow one of her gentleman callers to purchase me an alcoholic beverage. Or perhaps we shall just lounge around Andrea's estate, Monticello, and discuss the evolutionary defenses of invasive plant species. She does need a break from all of her courting.

I mean studies.