Comedy Tuesday!

In an effort to bring more structure to my hodge podge blo(d)g(e), I hereby declare every Tuesday from today until I forget to be

Comedy Tuesday!!!
(weeeeeee hooray etc)

Features will include anything I deem to be remotely funny and a prompt for you to partake in some viewing or reading capacity. Meaning DO IT NOW if you ever want me to think you're cool.

I direct you now to Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About, a website by British author Mil Millington. As if his name isn't enough, enjoy his references to all things British: like, um, tea...and...the A5! How utterly British! Have I mentioned he's British? (BONUS Continental points: and the eponymous girlfriend is German!)


Here's an excerpt:

When I'm driving the car, Margret reaches across and operates the indicator. How annoying is that, ladies and gentlemen? At the distance from the turn that she considers to be appropriate, she'll lean over and flick the indicator lever on. Be honest now, would any one of you prefer to be in a car with someone who did that over, say, being trapped under rubble for four days with a person who writes the verses for greetings cards? It's rumoured, in fact, that certain people are working on the Being In A Car With Margret Experience so that it can be recreated in the punishment wing of Alabama jails.

You don't have to thank me for this awesome tip in the comedic direction, but I do enjoy a good fruit basket.