Wreally Wrentham

Outlet shopping is hard work, man. This is why I shop a little bit all the time. Because otherwise you end up with (or maybe your boyfriend ends up with) a big long list of boring things to buy (aka things that aren't for you). Also, I do my part for the local economy, instead of schlepping all the way out to Wrentham. In the rain. Up hill both ways. By camel.

Just kidding, we took the Sonata.

I abandoned my post as Helpful Assistant Girlfriend Who Tells You Each & Every Item You Pick Up In Each & Every Store Looks Just Fantastic On You after the very first shop. Then I went a wee bit crazy at Theory but that's okay because I now have four beautiful glamorous pieces that I will never throw out or consign. Now I need somewhere to wear them because now I'm chickening out and think if I wore them to work it would look like I was trying to seduce the Starbucks guys into giving me freebie Pumpkin Spice lattes. Or someone might confuse me for one of the Phoenix staff ladies who look like they're going out for martinis, not crunching numbers in Excel.


And for fun, a new list! This was inspired by the specials board outside the aforementioned Starbucks...

Today's Neuroses:
* Non-stick pans. Is the coating super deadly? Probably. Am I too cheap to buy all new stainless steel cooking gear? Definitely.
* Will anyone be able to identify my Halloween costume? (Dust bunny)