When I graduated and joined the "real world" (remember all that adulthood nonsense?) my sister gave me an awesome gift: An Overheard in the Office book. Fortunately my job is not nor has it ever been a nightmare where I'm surrounded by incompetence, but on days when I'm wishing I could just win the lottery and call it a day it's a nice lift.
Last night I came across this passage and have been giggling about it all morning. Yeah, I know. I'm sick. Oddly enough, I always figured my dream job would be working for Disney.
3PM Local Sports Editor Arrested by Karma Police; Sentenced to Ride 'It's a Small World' in Perpetuity
City editor: Do you think they give you your money back if your kid dies at Disney World?
Editor-in-Chief: No, but Mickey Mouse volunteers to be a pallbearer at the funeral.
Sports editor, in a Mickey Mouse falsetto: Hey guys, what's in the box?
7 North Jefferson Street
Huntington, Indiana
Overheard by: tricky nikki
via Overheard in the Office, Jul 11, 2006
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