The more you know

Fun Facts!

1. Sometimes I email myself. And by sometimes I mean almost every day!
   Limitless storage on gmail allows me to send myself reminders and memos - So...my email is full of things like "Me(8) Make quiche tonight/Don't forget to buy more Dryel!" I'm sure there's some sort of schmancy technology by some fruit-named tech giant that would allow me to keep track of these personal notes more efficiently but this seems to work fine!
   
2. I can make a single serving of pretzel sticks last two hours. At work! Because I'm trying to distract myself! But if I'm not careful I'll have one hanging out the side of my mouth like a cigarette and I'll look really stupid when my coworkers walk by my cube!
3. I can never remember if I've unplugged or turned off an appliance so I have to say "I'm unplugging this, idiot" outloud as an auditory cue to help me remember so I don't spend $25 on a taxi to dash home from work to check if I've turned off my flat iron!
4. I have lattice degeneration in both retinas as my optometrist so kindly told me last night. BUT I didn't faint from bad news at the doctor like I usually would because of my medical phobias and (BONUS FACT) proclivity to episodes of vasovagal syncope!
   
5. I miss college. I'm dying for intellectual stimulation but I don't want the homework! Shh! Don't tell anyone!