Somebody said let's make Swedish meatballs at the furniture store

His name is Glenn Beck and yeah, he's scary.

What's scary is his poetic genius.

Please take a moment to absorb and reflect. Then realize your own artistic musings will never measure up so you ought to just model your every action, word, and breath after his own.

Also scary: that his name sounds somewhat similar to mine. Sometimes, late at night, I like to think Fox is one big social experiment... an April Fool's joke, if you will.

A nod to the ineffably fabulous Stephanie!